The Armed Republic of TOALSORA is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Maximus Honorius with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.671 billion TOALSORAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toalsora City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving TOALSORAian economy, worth 458 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,256 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOALSORA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

TOALSORA is ranked 22,875^th in the world and 6^th in Iris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.48 law-abiding acts per hour.