The Glorious State of Arnalsi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Harold Kanslion with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.137 billion Arnalsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halmiortea. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arnalsian economy, worth 467 trillion Borelais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,924 Borelais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and Harold Kanslion's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown. Arnalsi's national animal is the Marngola, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gobralistism.

Arnalsi is ranked 303,155^th in the world and 4,435^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -11.83 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.