The Rebellious Republic of New Kyrat is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Darpan Ghale with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.796 billion New Kyratians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghadur. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Kyratian economy, worth 277 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 99,093 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Darpan Ghale's reputation is hard as nails, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Darpan Ghale to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown. New Kyrat's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

New Kyrat is ranked 27,338^th in the world and 845^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.