The Republic of Danemarch is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 689 million Danemarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhavn. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Danemarchian economy, worth 46.8 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 67,968 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danemarch's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danemarch is ranked 302,585^th in the world and 4,496^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 10.06 insults per minute.