The Republic of Danemarch is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 145 million Danemarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Danemarchian economy, worth 4.56 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 31,443 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danemarch's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danemarch is ranked 105,944^th in the world and 1,752^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,580.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.