The Constitutional Monarchy of Neugania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Chiranjivi Nataraj Nash with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.094 billion Neuganians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Rokdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 287,521 Rokdas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,326,566 per year while the poor average 37,668, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and cash-strapped Neuganians scour their bodies for fortuitous zits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neugania's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Neugania is ranked 3,833^rd in the world and 123^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 287,521.87 Standard Monetary Units.