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The Federal Republic of Turnips is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hakurei Townshend with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate population of 4.277 billion Neeple are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumshire. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neepoleon economy, worth 624 trillion Carrets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,813 Carrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turnips's national animal is the Rotabagge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Turnips is ranked 7,201st in the world and 288th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.67 percentage of bribes refused.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Turnips, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Tumshire for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Turnips adopted General Assembly Resolution #19 "International Civil Aviation Safety Standards Act".
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
- : Following new legislation in Turnips, conspiracy theorists allege Tumshire's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.