The Federal Republic of Web Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kasane Teto with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.911 billion Web peoples love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The amazing digital city. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Web Nationian economy, worth 137 trillion Epik Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,065 Epik Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, all you have to do is pray to get into Web Nation, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Web Nation's national animal is the Hatsune miku, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FruiterAerotism.

Web Nation is ranked 55,569^th in the world and 1,163^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,992.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.