The Queendom of Lustria Divina is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9 million Lustria Divinans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Lustria Divinan economy, worth 234 billion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 26,100 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Lustria Divinan roads, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, and Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lustria Divina's national animal is the Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lustria Divina is ranked 89,723^rd in the world and 1,353^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,055.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.