The Dictatorship of Flu Flamall is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 338 million Flu Flamallians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.

The strong Flu Flamallian economy, worth 18.8 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 55,763 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flu Flamall's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Flu Flamall is ranked 62,416^th in the world and 1,022^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,626.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.