The Dictatorship of Flu Flamall is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 18 million Flu Flamallians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The Flu Flamallian economy, worth 871 billion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,397 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flu Flamall's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Flu Flamall is ranked 157,160^th in the world and 2,568^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 457.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.