The Republic of Royerpool is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael F Philips with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.756 billion Royerpoolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royerpoolian economy, worth 176 trillion Royerpoolian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,309 Royerpoolian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Royerpool successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, war is made in the name of love, and Michael F Philips's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Royerpool's national animal is the Royerpoolian Shorthair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hollywood.

Royerpool is ranked 273,606^th in the world and 4,374^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 23.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.