The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flemingovia with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.59 billion Saiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pacific. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,986 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,001 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so", and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 273,584^th in the world and 4,137^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.