The Realm of Eiygland is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Monarch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.025 billion Eiygles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higeliefviel. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiyglish economy, worth 988 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,031 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eiygland's national animal is the Griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ierisianism.

Eiygland is ranked 10,471^st in the world and 341^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 89.37 Effective Tax Rate.