The Kingdom of Eulmast is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 704 million Eulmastians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Errastport. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eulmastian economy, worth 88.0 trillion Réals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,061 Réals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulmast's national animal is the Redcrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eulmast is ranked 24,289^th in the world and 676^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,990.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.