The Technocracy of Lenias is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexosin with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.226 billion Lenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cypria. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lenian economy, worth 604 trillion Lens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 142,952 Lens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, it is a silent spring in Lenias, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, and contestants on Lenias's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lenias's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lenias is ranked 90,262^nd in the world and 1,452^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,027.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.