The Church Empire of Nonfredom is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cypu III The Great Conquerer with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.477 billion Nonfredomis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peoplistianstan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The thriving Nonfredomian economy, worth 643 trillion Asexual Das a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,481 Asexual Das, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,667 per year while the poor average 16,105, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

It's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, a spy for a spy makes the whole world less radioactive, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nonfredom's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nonfredom is ranked 23,482^nd in the world and 775^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.