The Republic of Ebboria is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 325 million Ebborians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ebborian economy, worth 18.1 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,695 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, scientists take credit every time it rains in The North Pacific, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebboria's national animal is the orca.

Ebboria is ranked 51,233^rd in the world and 783^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,442.01 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.