The Sleepy Orion Beary Way of Spooky Orion Bowshock is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sleepy Orion Chief the SPOOKY with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 37.497 billion Sleepy Orion Carebears are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Sleepy Orion Ecumenopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sleepy Carebeary economy, worth a remarkable 8,690 trillion Sleepy Orion Bamboos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 231,755 Sleepy Orion Bamboos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, the invisible hand of the market has arrived under threat of the visible fist of sanctions, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spooky Orion Bowshock's national animal is the Sleepy Orion Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleepy Orion Beary Catholic.

Spooky Orion Bowshock is ranked 331,890^th in the world and 4,724^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -33.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.