The Ascended Dominion of Dark_Warchief is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dark_Warchief with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.391 billion Darkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darkian economy, worth an astonishing 11,157 trillion iridiums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 344,475 iridiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, it's a jungle out there, triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty, and even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain. Crime is totally unknown. Dark_Warchief's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Draco-Ascensionism.

Dark_Warchief is ranked 329,296^th in the world and 4,697^th in The North Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.61 on the Kitten Softness Rating.