The United States of Dogenational is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Dogtor with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.684 billion Dogenationalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge City. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dogenationalian economy, worth 711 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,182 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dogenationalian selfishness, it's all white elephants on parade, there is one competing standard, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogenational's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Dogenational is ranked 73,925^th in the world and 1,168^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,569.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.