The Saddest Dominion of Emodom is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 665 million Emodomians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Septembertown. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emodomian economy, worth 79.3 trillion emocoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 119,187 emocoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Emodom's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emodom is ranked 10,105^th in the world and 278^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,694.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.