The Republic of Gemboland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by AtomiccrescentrollOIA with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 962 million Gembos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gembople. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gembonian economy, worth 97.2 trillion Gemboland Bintars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,987 Gemboland Bintars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, more and more people are signing up for the government party, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gemboland's national animal is the Glaggigator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gemboland is ranked 144,096^th in the world and 2,358^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 712.47 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.