The Holy Empire of Creationis is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 469 million Humans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christianitatis. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Human economy, worth 26.1 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,731 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", entomologists flock to Christianitatis for its remarkable gadfly population, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creationis's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Creationis is ranked 214,144^th in the world and 2,836^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.98 kickbacks per hour.