The Mango Republic of Panzer Karl is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anita Dickiney with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.871 billion Panzer Karlians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trebedail Zero. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Panzer Karlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Leonemarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,614 Leonemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airlines are reporting record profits from their new 'bread and water' service, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Karl's national animal is the Leopard 2A7, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Kult Of Carl.

Panzer Karl is ranked 3,756^th in the world and 186^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.9 law-abiding acts per hour.