The United Socialist States of Hadro is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Naro with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.043 billion Hadroans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadropolis. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hadroan economy, worth 549 trillion kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 135,770 kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hadro's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hadro is ranked 1,435^th in the world and 59^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.96 percentage of bribes refused.