The Federation of Fifaaf is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 535 million Fifaafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamenia. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fifaafian economy, worth 49.6 trillion woods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,620 woods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only legal elections are for student body president, criminals are thrown to the tigers to repay their debt to society, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fifaaf's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fifaaf is ranked 115,721^st in the world and 1,918^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,328.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.