The 💛🤍Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ💜🖤 of New Anarchisticstan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Their Ever-Serenity with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.45 billion Metropolitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smodejan economy, worth a remarkable 5,086 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 408,559 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Floating Letter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 416^th in the world and 12^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 542 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.