The Yunoist Empire of Rutokia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Andre IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.446 billion Rutokians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Présnodiná. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rutokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,696 trillion Kurvas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,253 Kurvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Rutokia, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rutokia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slavic Yunoism.

Rutokia is ranked 7,541^st in the world and 110^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,815.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.