Rudest Citizens: 1,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,483rdMost Influential: 2,109th
The Democratic Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Home of the coolest bird on NationStates
Emperor Penguin
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Chocolatistan

Population1.897 billion

CapitalCacao town
LeaderEmperor Penguin
FaithCult of the violet-eyed penguin

Currencyfenomenal fiat flippo
Animalpenguin

The Democratic Republic of Chocolatistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Penguin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.897 billion Chocolatistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth 424 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 223,694 fenomenal fiat flippoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,709 per year while the poor average 37,220, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment. Crime is almost non-existent. Chocolatistan's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the violet-eyed penguin.

Chocolatistan is ranked 8,149th in the world and 14th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 102.18 quips per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,483rdMost Influential: 2,109thLargest Retail Industry: 2,398thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,536thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,355thHighest Average Incomes: 5,436thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,088thSmartest Citizens: 8,149thMost Armed: 12,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,402ndTop
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Most Developed: 13,898thLargest Governments: 15,372ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,085thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,326thLargest Black Market: 16,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,500thMost Inclusive: 17,844thMost Secular: 19,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,678thHighest Food Quality: 20,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,673rdMost Beautiful Environments: 23,614thHighest Drug Use: 23,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,792nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chocolatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Chocolatistan endorsed The Incorporated States of Vistalor.
  • : Chocolatistan endorsed The Empire of Single Based.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.

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