|Faith||Cult of the violet-eyed penguin|
|Currency||fenomenal fiat flippo|
The Democratic Republic of Chocolatistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Penguin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.897 billion Chocolatistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth 424 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 223,694 fenomenal fiat flippoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,709 per year while the poor average 37,220, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.
Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment. Crime is almost non-existent. Chocolatistan's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the violet-eyed penguin.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chocolatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Chocolatistan endorsed The Incorporated States of Vistalor.
- : Chocolatistan endorsed The Empire of Single Based.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolatistan, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
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