The This is a Kitchen Nightmare of Land of bird is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Bird Man with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.172 billion Land of birdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird mans base. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Land of birdian economy, worth 465 trillion Bird banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,931 Bird banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Land of bird's national animal is the Bullfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Land of bird is ranked 112,348^th in the world and 1,049^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.