The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 45.149 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,138 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 91,652 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, public caravans smell like litter boxes, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Beezertopia's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 292,215^th in the world and 2,420^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.