The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 45.772 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,401 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 96,164 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, The Kopper's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, a government program is underway to revitalize Beezertopia's beaches, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 4,679^th in the world and 76^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 47.82 average smiles per day.