The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 45.619 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,357 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 95,516 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beezertopia City moves with the times, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 198,184^th in the world and 1,146^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 505 billion Standard Monetary Units.