The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 45.274 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 91,948 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 25,559^th in the world and 239^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 28.09 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.