The Shattered Colonies of Razorback is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Overseer with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 28.646 billion Razorbackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorback City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Razorbackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion Ragnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,022 Ragnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Razorback City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorback's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Razorback is ranked 268,119^th in the world and 2,322^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.