The Watcher of Hasier is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kaliq Khalid Ibn Ahmed Mussa Ibn Ayyoub with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 5.067 billion Muslims are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islam economy, worth 572 trillion Dirhams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,926 Dirhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the new biography of Kaliq Khalid Ibn Ahmed Mussa Ibn Ayyoub is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasier's national animal is the Arabian Mau, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

Hasier is ranked 28,791^st in the world and 1,829^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.45 law-abiding acts per hour.