The Matriarchal Empire of Magnaformia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Imperatrix Omnia with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.1 billion Magnaformians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hic Sedet Imperatrix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Magnaformian economy, worth a remarkable 2,995 trillion tributes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 587,267 tributes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,826,559 per year while the poor average 14,998, a ratio of 321 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the car industry has been kicked into one-gear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Magnaformia's national animal is the vermifode, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Imperial cult.

Magnaformia is ranked 217^th in the world and 6^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 18,143.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.