Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324th
The Oceanic Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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The Eternal Emperor
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Ghojingles

Population13.447 billion

CapitalMetrovopolis
LeaderThe Eternal Emperor
FaithThe Cult of the Eternal

CurrencyBlue Note
AnimalLobster

The Oceanic Empire of Ghojingles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Eternal Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.447 billion Ghojis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrovopolis. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ghojian economy, worth a remarkable 4,690 trillion Blue Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,843 Blue Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, small shoes often wash up on the beach, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute The Eternal Emperor's portrait, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ghojingles's national animal is the Lobster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cult of the Eternal.

Ghojingles is ranked 180,250th in the world and 5,917th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.9 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324thLargest Publishing Industry: 410thLargest Black Market: 425thMost Subsidized Industry: 760thFattest Citizens: 784thHighest Poor Incomes: 806thLargest Retail Industry: 812thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,081stHighest Crime Rates: 1,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,378thMost Cultured: 1,474thMost Efficient Economies: 1,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,744thMost Devout: 1,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,918thMost Avoided: 1,941stHighest Economic Output: 2,321stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,915thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,418thLargest Mining Sector: 5,703rdMost Armed: 5,848thMost Authoritarian: 6,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,110thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,256thNudest: 8,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,393rdLargest Governments: 8,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,891stMost Influential: 10,603rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,888thLargest Populations: 20,270thMost Extreme: 22,749thMost Inclusive: 23,161st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 190th in the regionMost Armed: 200th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 330th in the regionMost Extreme: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 355th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionMost Inclusive: 396th in the regionNudest: 441st in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute The Eternal Emperor's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Ghojingles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Ghojingles is a bit more equal than the others.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghojingles, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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