|Leader||Eberhard von Streletz|
The Federation of Southern German is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eberhard von Streletz with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.736 billion Southern Germanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southern Berlin. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Southern Germanian economy, worth 226 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,773 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Southern Germanian lands, modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern German's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southern German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Southern German's influence in The Democratic Commonwealth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Southern German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Southern German's influence in The Democratic Commonwealth rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Southern German voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Embassy".
- : Southern German was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Southern German voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Sapient Life".
- : Southern German voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
- : Southern German was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Healthiest Citizens, and Largest Governments.
- : Southern German's influence in The Democratic Commonwealth fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
Endorsements Received: None.