Largest Black Market: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345th
The Guychat Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gest only jests about everything bar cookies
Gertrude
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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NOrTh pAcIfiC spY

Population14.933 billion

CapitalNorth Pacific Spying HQ
LeaderGertrude
FaithGestdom

CurrencyCookie
AnimalCookie Monster

The Guychat Fiefdom of NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gertrude with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.933 billion NOrTh pAcIfiC spieses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pacific Spying HQ. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NOrTh pAcIfiC spYian economy, worth a remarkable 6,749 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 452,018 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, military spending recently hit a new high, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. NOrTh pAcIfiC spY's national animal is the Cookie Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gestdom.

NOrTh pAcIfiC spY is ranked 172,209th in the world and 5,209th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.52 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Black Market: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345thLargest Insurance Industry: 373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 505thHighest Average Incomes: 582ndHighest Poor Incomes: 627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 771stMost Corrupt Governments: 787thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 916thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,139thHighest Economic Output: 1,447thLargest Mining Sector: 1,591stMost Patriotic: 1,657thMost Devout: 1,799thMost Efficient Economies: 1,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,893rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,039thLargest Governments: 2,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,562ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,610thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,304thMost Avoided: 3,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,756thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,251stLargest Retail Industry: 12,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,438thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,073rdMost Authoritarian: 14,489thMost Influential: 19,214thLargest Populations: 19,898thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,798thMost Developed: 26,888th
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 53rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionMost Avoided: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 271st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 358th in the regionMost Influential: 397th in the regionLargest Populations: 428th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Conservative: 506th in the regionMost Developed: 540th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 579th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 628th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 672nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : NOrTh pAcIfiC spY lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.

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