The Something of Lost con is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Luku with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 826 million Lost conts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Found con city. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The very strong Lost conten economy, worth 57.0 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,012 Geos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime is totally unknown. Lost con's national animal is the Primal Aspid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost con is ranked 24,205^th in the world and 289^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.