The Something of Lost con is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.008 billion Lost conts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The very strong Lost conten economy, worth 73.1 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,550 Geos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,112 per year while the poor average 19,852, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Tower City" t-shirts, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lost con's national animal is the Primal Aspid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost con is ranked 70,731^st in the world and 402^nd in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 184.5 cheeks per square mile.