The Holy Democratic Empire of Isep Dikit is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Harryono Simamora with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.063 billion Isepdikits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ledur. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Isep Dikitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion Isepgans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,375 Isepgans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isep Dikit's national animal is the Pitus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gendul.

Isep Dikit is ranked 312,575^th in the world and 2,296^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.