Healthiest Citizens: 4,729thBest Weather: 4,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,223rd
The United Empire of
Father Knows Best State
When one empire falls, We rise to take its place
Emperor Noel the III
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hyponichtmallieturam

Population5.392 billion

CapitalWellington
LeaderEmperor Noel the III
FaithAnglicanism

CurrencyHypon Turam
AnimalCow

The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.392 billion Hyponians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypo-Turamian economy, worth 703 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,394 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, the government snoops on private internet connections, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 8,190th in the world and 483rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,313.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 4,729thBest Weather: 4,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,383rdMost Influential: 5,463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,515thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,717thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,465thMost Developed: 7,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,910thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,205thLargest Governments: 9,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,695thMost Inclusive: 10,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,822ndTop
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Most Cultured: 13,403rdSmartest Citizens: 14,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,604thHighest Average Incomes: 19,677thMost Secular: 20,860thMost Efficient Economies: 21,755th
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Most Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 182nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 191st in the regionMost Inclusive: 201st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 237th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 240th in the regionLargest Governments: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 362nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 483rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 622nd in the regionMost Secular: 639th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 657th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 744th in the region

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