The Federal Republic of Nyogatene is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyudhtudh Thal with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.698 billion Delabos are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adhmepadh. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyogatenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion Ubyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,301 Ubyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, the government is avowedly secular, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyogatene's national animal is the Nyujil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modhtpany.

Nyogatene is ranked 265,012^th in the world and 1,882^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.