The Empire of Silap Inua is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraz Margi with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 37.385 billion Silap Inuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wiwilemek. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silap Inuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,997 trillion moisties a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,183 moisties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Silap Inuan citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silap Inua's national animal is the whalehawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Silap Inua is ranked 5,310^th in the world and 93^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,087.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.