The United States of BludHaven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by yin yang with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.179 billion BludHavenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of haven. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BludHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,644 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and one can wake up in BludHaven and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BludHaven's national animal is the ice dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is dragonizen.

BludHaven is ranked 6,268^th in the world and 171^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,077.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.