The United States of BludHaven is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by yin yang with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.905 billion BludHavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of haven. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient BludHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,549 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,830 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BludHaven's national animal is the ice dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is dragonizen.

BludHaven is ranked 30,241^st in the world and 252^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 78.42 kickbacks per hour.