The Tiberium Paradise of Command and Conquer Players is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.752 billion Command and Conquer Playersians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple Prime. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but inefficient Command and Conquer Playersian economy, worth 333 trillion Refined Tiberium Crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 57,840 Refined Tiberium Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals identify as innocent, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration. Crime is totally unknown. Command and Conquer Players's national animal is the Visceroid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Command and Conquer Players is ranked 1,158^th in the world and 5^th in Wintreath for Highest Drug Use, scoring 402.81 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.