The Empire of Zennit is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Zahard Yassin Zenit with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.417 billion Zennitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenit City. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zennitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Zenits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,440 Zenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennit's national animal is the Shylily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

Zennit is ranked 208,192^nd in the world and 1,906^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.56 kickbacks per hour.