The Empire of Zennit is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Zahard Yassin Zenit with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.034 billion Zennitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenit City. The average income tax rate is 63.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zennitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Zenits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,338 Zenits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Zennitian schools, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennit's national animal is the Shylily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

Zennit is ranked 12,589^th in the world and 195^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.