The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 32.015 billion Zaveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 15,732 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 491,403 Zavean Standard Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, Prime Minister Langley can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 307,247^th in the world and 2,598^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.08 kickbacks per hour.