The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.507 billion Zaveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,165 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 497,298 Zavean Standard Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bike rage is all the rage, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 248^th in the world and 3^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 66,225.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.