The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.638 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,266 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 498,397 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 769^th in the world and 19^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.17 Atheism Rate.