The Demsoc republic of Bouncepot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Albert Qâlyž with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 1.269 billion Pelsaquis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malquizõ. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pelsaqui economy, worth 68.7 trillion Harts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,136 Harts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, students abandon classrooms for online education, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bouncepot's national animal is the Garf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Bouncepot is ranked 213,294^th in the world and 5,285^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -91.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.