Most Patriotic: 2,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,721st
The Pretile of
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Population1.389 billion

CapitalCapital City


The Pretile of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.389 billion People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.

The all-consuming Human economy, worth 211 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,238 Currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religion.

Orcuo is ranked 36,624th in the world and 1,217th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,315.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 2,377thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,617thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,714thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,900thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,843rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,407thMost Authoritarian: 7,706thMost Influential: 8,550thMost Conservative: 9,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,721stLargest Mining Sector: 10,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,666thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,107thLowest Crime Rates: 13,149thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,997thLargest Black Market: 17,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,053rdLargest Governments: 21,719thMost Developed: 22,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,345thMost Secular: 25,319th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionLargest Black Market: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 420th in the regionMost Conservative: 481st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionLargest Governments: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 645th in the regionMost Extreme: 710th in the regionMost Influential: 728th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 774th in the regionMost Secular: 821st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 855th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,027th in the region

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