Most Advanced Defense Forces: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th
The Best Nation in the World of
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They see me rolling, they hatin’.
Most Grand Supreme Ruling Emperor
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Population4.714 billion

CapitalImperial Citadel
LeaderMost Grand Supreme Ruling Emperor
FaithBlue Blood Unity

CurrencyBureau Administered Certified Credit

The Best Nation in the World of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Most Grand Supreme Ruling Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.714 billion Orcuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Citadel. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Orcuian economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Bureau Administered Certified Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,226 Bureau Administered Certified Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Orcuian culture shoved down their throats, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blue Blood Unity.

Orcuo is ranked 7,972nd in the world and 294th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 5,615 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Patriotic: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,410thMost Conservative: 2,050thHighest Average Incomes: 2,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,457thMost Influential: 2,537thLargest Black Market: 2,549thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,816thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,406thMost Avoided: 3,836thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,359thNudest: 4,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,482ndLargest Governments: 5,158thMost Secular: 5,488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,736thMost Authoritarian: 7,972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,537thLowest Crime Rates: 12,226thLargest Mining Sector: 12,560thTop
Highest Economic Output: 17,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,535thMost Developed: 20,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,578thMost Efficient Economies: 23,506th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionMost Avoided: 105th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 117th in the regionNudest: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 289th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 308th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 389th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 485th in the regionMost Developed: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 632nd in the regionMost Extreme: 685th in the region

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