The Only Goofy Goober of Capridam is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Astor Venus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.086 billion Capridamians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loamin. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Capridamian economy, worth 498 trillion Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,227 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, homophobia is off the menu, it turns out that trees grow on Caps, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capridam's national animal is the Kiwi bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Capridam is ranked 36,305^th in the world and 417^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 18.96 average smiles per day.