The Only Goofy Goober of Capridam is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Astor Venus with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.58 billion Capridamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loamin. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Capridamian economy, worth 398 trillion Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,594 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capridam's national animal is the Kiwi bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Capridam is ranked 149,827^th in the world and 1,372^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.