The Only Goofy Goober of Capridam is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Astor Venus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.93 billion Capridamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loamin. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Capridamian economy, worth 468 trillion Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,538 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capridam's national animal is the Kiwi bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Capridam is ranked 159,065^th in the world and 931^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 997 billion Standard Monetary Units.