Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,634th
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Crazy Firemen

Population23.712 billion

LeaderFirefighter Clemente
FaithChurch of the Rising Phoenix


The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.712 billion Crazy Firemenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,514 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,226 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 108th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 31,307.36 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,634thLargest Black Market: 1,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,290thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,725thHighest Economic Output: 3,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,027thLowest Crime Rates: 4,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,454thMost Stationary: 4,503rdMost Influential: 4,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,946thLargest Populations: 4,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,289thRudest Citizens: 5,724thLargest Governments: 5,908thMost Efficient Economies: 5,950thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,819thMost Developed: 8,188thBest Weather: 8,582ndMost Cultured: 8,861stMost Devout: 9,110thSafest: 10,101stTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,797thHealthiest Citizens: 14,487thHighest Average Incomes: 14,571stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,054th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionMost Developed: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionSafest: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 265th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionMost Devout: 371st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 496th in the region

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