The Federal Union of Mality is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Council President Steven Bush with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.012 billion Malitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotalia. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malitian economy, worth 662 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,215 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, dictators have dubbed Mality the land of lunatics, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mality's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mality is ranked 304,960^th in the world and 2,555^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.42 kickbacks per hour.